The Top 7 best Christmas gifts for the NINJA in your life

Ninja Christmas gifts!

1. Throwing Star Magnets
   

   When your house guests see this on your fridge, they will know that they better keep themselves in line if they don’t want a ninja star to be a part of their near future…

2. Personalized Official International Order of Ninjas MERIT BADGES
   

   The skill is completely customizable, so you could keep “Choppin’ Heads” if you choose, or even go with something like “stealthy backstabbing”. You can be as creative as you like to reflect the NINJA in your life!

3. Handmade Pocket Wee Ninja
   

   This is no regular Wee NInja… it is handmade, and as cute as a button- NINJAs deal with so much death and destruction that it is sometimes nice to have adorable things in our lives.

4. I look forward to killing you soon T-Shirt
   

   Most NINJAs are forced to wear our civilian clothes for work and school and such, so wearing this shirt is another way of saying “don’t even try it, buddy” to those who are unaware of our super ninja skills. Available in sizes for both NINJA guys and gals!

5. NINJA Badge holder
   

   Again, work forces these things upon many of us, but having the word “NINJA” on it lets people know that you would be perfectly capable of sneaking through the vents and around the security guards to get to your desk… if only the whole building had not been paranoid about a huge breach of security the last time…

6. I ninja’d this t-shirt
   
   

   Oh, you were all spawn camping, and didn’t see me sneak by and cap the 2nd point?

7. NINJA Electronics Duster
   

   Here is how the product is described on ThinkGeek:
   Ninja
   Is
   Not
   Just
   Air*
   *(It’s Dust-slaying Nano-shurikens Of Doom!)

   That really sells it for me!